Behold my minions, the Hiddleston Eye Fuck. Leave your panties at the door.I just made the most inhumane noise.
Who wouldn’t eye fuck Kat Dennings?
i say god damn
I love this because this is the most gentlemanly gentleman of all the gentlemen and he’s still like “Damn, girl.”
here’s the mail it never fails it makes me want to wag my tail
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
Ariel Renae Photography
Favourite way to wake up. Alone in the truck with a gnarly view. 👌
oh my god GOALS
Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
Have you ever seen someone and thought “I can’t tell 100% if you’re a girl or a guy, but I want to make out with you”?
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
This this this. I avoid this. I yelled at Eric for this yesterday.
i try so hard to pull off the “i dont give a fuck what people think about me” facade but in reality i care way too much and I’m like a big bowl of overly self conscious pudding
Dramione Fic: Places in the Heart by musesfool
Title: Places in the Heart
Author: musesfool aka muse_misery aka victoria_p
Word Count: 5,168
Summary: Sometimes, it requires almost dying to admit that you have lived. And, what you have lived for. // “You’re in the midst of a war: a battle between the limits of a crowd seeking the surrender of your dreams, and the power of your true vision to create and contribute. It is a fight between those who will tell you what you cannot do, and that part of you that knows / and has always known / that we are more than our environment; and that a dream, backed by an unrelenting will to attain it, is truly a reality with an imminent arrival.” -Anthony Robbins
Timeline: War, Post-Hogwarts, AU
Fest/Exchange: dmhgficexchange, 2007-2008: Divine the Future with Draco and Hermione exchange
Alternate Links: LJ
Published: November 30, 2007
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"