No, Eric. I don’t feel bad about not sharing my chocolate covered pretzels and coke with the kids. It’s perfectly fine for me to enjoy something without giving most of it away to my gremlins… Asshole.
Eric’s graduation is today, and my face looks fat. I feel like crap because I think I look like crap. I want to be able to look at our pictures from today and be able to say “look how cute we were!” Not “ew.” Refocusing my attention on the college graduation. So happy for my boy. So happy he starts working at the hospital next week. So happy that we’ll be moving.
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
That escalated quickly.
people who have the same name as me are competition
ut-deo replied to your post: kim kardashian is pregnant so of course shes…
its fine that she gained weight but shes not dressing appropriately for her new size
she can dress however she wants and it’s still none of your business
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
I’m still pissed that my vision got so bad that I needed glasses. They’re annoying, uncomfortable, and if I don’t wear them my eyeballs feel like they’re going to fall out of my head.
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
(Source: dirtyloves)
As soon as I snuck into bed, Lily scooted towards me. She sensed my presence. I love these moments! Unconscious cuddles for mom.
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
they did actually light the candle
(Source: humortrain)
